if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else
when ur upstairs and ur mom says dinners ready
found this in a doctors office
im not convinced they know what drugs do
People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.
It’s official, vegans have made it to the list.
BEWARE OF EVIL VEGANS, THEY EXIST!
[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car